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血精灵德莱尼的调情笑话

时间:2006-09-11 15:10 作者:阿*** 手机订阅 参与评论(0) 【投稿】
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Youtube上有人提取了BCAlpha客户端里面的角色语音文件,厚道的记录翻译之~;)暴雪的幽默感秉行一贯的“傻的可爱+无厘头”的风格,不过个别/调情口味稍重,不知能否保留到正式版。听原版去这里:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAfpxaaE6A

Youtube 上有人提取了BC Alpha 客户端里面的角色语音文件,厚道的记录翻译之~ ;)

暴雪的幽默感秉行一贯的“傻的可爱+无厘头”的风格,不过个别/调情****,不知能否保留到正式版。

听原版去这里:

/watch?v=GAfpxaaE6A0

调情

血精灵女:

Is that a mana worm in your pocket, or you are just happy to see me?

你裤袋里是有一条魔法虫,还是你见到我太“兴奋”了?(不予置评。。。好孩子不要多问,坏孩子自己想象)

I?m addicted to you, baby~

我对你上瘾了,宝贝~(大家都知道血精灵是**族哈)

Normally I would only ride on epic mounts, but, let?s talk…

一般情况下我只骑史诗坐骑,不过,我们可以谈谈。。。(“骑”,“史诗坐骑”。。。自己去理解)

My mana tap brings all the boys to the yard.

我的魔法分流能招来所有的男孩~

I?m the girl that ESRB warned you about…

我就是那个ESRB 警告你要小心的女孩~(ESRB,Entertainment Software Rating Board,美国游戏分级组织,就是评定一个游戏是PG13,Teen,还是R 的组织。所以这句话翻译的再露骨点就是:“我就是那个让WOW 被评为不适合未成年人的女孩”。。。)

血精灵男:

Your eyes are like the sunwell… before the explosion that doomed us all of course!

你的眼睛就像太阳井。。。当然是在它把我们大家炸了个稀巴烂之前!(整个种族的心灵创伤)

You look almost as good as I do.

你几乎跟我一样美丽(=__=)

Hey, why don?t you come over here and… oh, watch the hair!

宝贝,你要不要过来。。。喂,别弄乱我的发型!(=___=)

You know what I love about your eyes? When I look deep enough, I can see my own reflection.

你知道我最喜欢你眼睛哪一点么?当我往它们深处望去,我能看到我自己的倒影(陶醉的语气)(=____=)

I know every rose has its thorn, but if you would just pour some sugar on me we can rock and roll all night and party everyday.

我知道玫瑰是带刺的,但只要你小心采摘,我们可以缠绵到永远~!(换言之,玫瑰是形容他自己呢。。。 =_________=)

德莱尼女:

I want you to #?%@& my #?%@&

我想让你 #?%@& 我的 #?%@& (外星语言果然能留下很多想象的余地。。。)

Oh Darling I love it when you say #?%@&

哦,亲爱的,我最喜欢你说 #?%@& (跟外星人谈恋爱真难啊。。。顺便说,德莱尼语听上去很像鱼人语)

The nights are so chilly on this planet…

这个星球的夜晚好冷(作小鸟依人状。。。终于有一个像样的/挑逗了)

Are you thinking what I?m thinking? Good. Bring ample supply of butter and goblin jumper cables…

你在想我想的事情么?很好。。。准备足够的奶油和地精起搏器。。。(有一首歌叫“死了都要爱”。。。奶油,嗯嗯,鼻血)

You have heard of the Exodar, I will show you the Sexodar…

你已经听说过 Exodar 了,现在让我告诉你什么是?Sex?odar。。。(这个估计正式版的时候要被电检咔嚓)

德莱尼男:

You know, I had a girlfriend but I lost her in the crash, that is the bad news. The good news is: I am available!

知道么,我曾经有个女朋友,在迫降的过程中我失去了她。这是坏消息。好消息是:我现在是独身~!(谁说德莱尼男人很憨厚来着。。。)

I will now speak words of love to you in the language of our people: #?%@&#?%@&

(严肃的语气)我现在会用我们人民的语言向你诉说我的爱意:#?%@&#?%@&(又是鱼人语。。。)

Would you be offended if I said you have a beautiful transgater, the other one, haha that?s not bad either.

请原谅我的冒昧,你实在有一座很美丽的“山峰”,当然,另一座也非常不错~

My non-describable facial appendages quiver with anticipation, every time I see you.

每次见到你,我那无法形容的面部触手就因为兴奋而颤抖(这是/调情 还是/恶心啊。。。)

You know, what happens in Shadowmoon Valley, stays in Shadowmoon Valley.

知道么,在暗月谷里发生的事,只留在暗月谷里。。。(打一枪就跑。。。?)

笑话

血精灵女:

No, no, I won?t do that, but my sister will!

不,不,我不会这么做的。。。不过我妹妹会!(做什么?各位男性玩家扪心自问去。。。)

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

你相信一见钟情么?还是我们应该再邂逅一次~?(臭屁的小丫头。。。)

I went to the Undercity to get a facial, ah, have you seen these people?! I said, you don?t have a lower jaw and you’re gonna give me a facial? She got mad; at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? #?%@& haha, she sounded like a murloc!

我去幽暗城做面部美容,天啊,你见过那帮家伙嘛!我说:你自己连下巴都没有,却要给我做面部美容?她生气了,至少我想是这样。你听过没有下巴的人说话么?#?%@&(恶意模仿) 哈哈,她听上去就像个鱼人!

Oh, I hate Thunder Bluff, you can?t find a good burger anywhere!

哦,我讨厌雷霆崖,你根本找不到好吃的汉堡!(嗯,欺负完亡灵MM又去欺负牛牛了)

Mirrors can?t talk, luckily for you they can?t laugh either!

镜子不会说话。对你来说幸运的是,它们也不会笑~ (各位女性玩家千万忍住不要砸显示器。。。)

How can I miss you if you don?t go away?

你不离开我怎么能想你呢?(说你呢,屏幕前流口水那个!)

Do you think the expansion will make me fat?

你觉得资料片会让我变胖嘛?(Expansion 同时有“资料片”和“扩张”的意思)

So you mean I?m stuck with this hair color?

你的意思是我这一辈子只能这一种发色了?(臭美的小丫头,要怪怪暴雪去。。。)

血精灵男:

Want to see my good side? Hahaha, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides.

想看我好的一面么?哈哈哈,这是个脑筋急转弯:我的每一面都是好的~(自恋传说。。。)

Give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, courage the things I can and wisdom to…AHHH just give me some freaking magic before I kill somebody!

给我能接受我无法改变的事情的平静,给我能挑战我可以改变的事情的勇气,给我智慧。。。啊啊啊(抓狂),在我杀人前给我点他妈的魔法!(典型的毒瘾发作)

The problem with these Horde characters is that they lack sophistication, *farts

这些部落角色的问题在于他们不够成熟稳重(话音刚落自己放了个屁 =____=)

I?m trying to cut back on arcane magic, look, I got the patch.

我在戒魔法呢,看,我的贴~(贴在肩膀上帮忙戒烟的药帖,的魔法版。。。)

We are allied with the Taurens? Fantastic! We will be having steak twice a week!

我们跟牛头人结盟了?太好了!我们每个星期可以吃两次牛排~(老实的牛牛注定要被这群贱人欺负。。。)

Don?t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

你难道不希望你的女朋友像我这么性感嘛~?(真•自恋传说。。。。。。)

*Sigh, I can really use a scrunchy, yea you heard me!

(叹气)要是有个发圈就好了,对你没听错!(你是Gay还是芭比娃娃。。。)

德莱尼女:

Okay, for mating ritual, we will need 4, no 5 sheep, 1 gnome and Staff of Domination. Put Gnome in bag, beat bag with staff and meet me after gnome is tenderized.

OK,要进行交配仪式的话,我们需要四只,不,五只羊;一个侏儒还有统御法杖。把侏儒装进袋子;用法杖打袋子;等侏儒被捣嫩了以后来找我(欧美这边侏儒一直是恶搞的对象,不过德莱尼MM的无厘头也太强了点。。。OTZ)

Stop and ask for directions I told him, but no, it?s inter-dimensional he says, what can go wrong?

我告诉他停下来问问方向,但他偏不,还说:不过是宇宙穿梭跳跃飞行而已,不会出错的!(于是Exodar坠机到艾泽拉斯。。。这个是恶搞男人开车不喜欢询问方向的社会现象)

I have a wonderful recipe: bring two gnomes, two eggs. Beat the gnomes, separate the eggs, uhh, was it…bah, details.

我有一个绝妙的配方:准备两个侏儒,两个鸡蛋。揍侏儒,把鸡蛋分开。呃,之后是。。。算了,其他只是细节而已~(可怜的侏儒。。。 OTZ)

Single Draenei female seeks blacksmith with grinding wheel to take care of me and my gorgeous hooves.

单身德莱尼女性,寻找会制作砂轮的铁匠来照顾我和我美丽的蹄子(你是要打磨还是要钉掌。。。。?)

How exactly do you crash into a planet, that what I want to know!

我就不明白:你怎么能撞上一个星球?(暴雪自己也知道德莱尼的空降传说有点离谱,所以自我调侃一下)

Do gnomes have a vibrate setting? I?m just curious…

侏儒有“震动”功能嘛?我,我只是好奇。。。(我彻底无语了。。。。。。)

德莱尼男:

What do you mean there is an octopus on my face??

你说我脸上有只章鱼是什么意思?(你说什么意思?!)

I love this planet! I come here, I see cow and chicken and the little horses, this planet has everything!

我爱这个星球!我来到这儿,我看到小牛小鸡小马,这个星球真是应有尽有!(我该说暴雪无厘头还是德莱尼品位独特。。。)

We have it all figured out: Step 1, we land the Exodar. Step 3, we defeat Legion and go home! There is only one detail missing…

我们都计划好了!第一步,我们乘坐Exodar 着陆;第三步,我们打败燃烧军团然后回家!呃,中间似乎遗漏了某个小细节。。。(OTL)

You know, our tails add to our natural balance and agility…AHHH

你要知道,我们的尾巴能增强我们天生的优越平衡感和敏捷身。。。啊啊啊啊(话没说完自己把自己绊了个跟头。。。)

总结:

血精灵男人是***+轻微神经质+宇宙超级无敌自恋狂+Gay芭比娃娃。。。。

血精灵女人,打个比方,是很多人上学时都遇到过的那种漂亮时髦爱打扮,以美女自居,让人又爱又恨的小贱人 :D

德莱尼人都是无厘头,其中德莱尼女人对艾泽拉斯的“侏儒”这种生物似乎有格外的兴趣。。。

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