You know you‘re a druid when...
你知道你自己是一个德鲁依当...
... you have four 20-slot bags and only 8 slots of free inventory space.
你有4个20格包但是只有8个空格来放东西
... you cast moonfire on raid bosses only for the lighting effect.
你对着副本boss放月火只是为了光影效果
... you roll need on the rogue‘s boots, the warrior‘s ring, and the priest‘s cloak - all on the same run.
你对盗贼鞋子,战士的戒指,和牧师的披风都roll了需求---全在同一次副本
... you don‘t know the DPS of any of your weapons.
你不知道你任何一样武器的dps
... you didn‘t get the enchant for the glow.
你不会为了让武器会发光而附魔
... you get mistaken for the level 10 druid standing next to you.
一个10级的德鲁依站在你旁边都会让人搞混
... you can watch TV, do homework, fight with your little brother, and heal raids at the same time.
你可以看电视,做功课,和你的小弟弟打架,并且同时还能治疗全团
... you taunt your girlfriend‘s kitten with CAT IZ 4 FITE!
你用[猫是为打架而生]来嘲讽你女朋友的小猫
... you have a girlfriend.
你有一个女朋友
... you‘ve never wondered just where that staff goes when you shapeshift.
你从来不关心当你变形的时候法杖去了哪里
... while levelling you tanked in warlock cloth.
升级的时候你用术士的布衣来坦克
... you‘ve never gotten a single killing blow in WSG but capped all the flags.
你在战歌里一刀都补不到但是夺到了全部的旗子
... you respec just to /dance.
你洗天赋只是为了/dance
... you keep rank 1 Rejuvination on your hotbar while in BGs.
在战场里你一直在快捷栏里放着等级1回春
... you think Tranquility is the manliest heal ever.
你认为宁静是史上最[有男子气概]的治疗
... you top the overhealing charts because no one else bothers to check for HoTs before casting their heals.
你在过量治疗头排因为没人在放治疗的时候看看有没有hot
... you don‘t find it odd to melee DPS with Blessing of Wisdom anymore.
你再不会对近战dps带着智慧祝福感到奇怪
... you‘ve killed enough Clefthoof Bulls to be convicted of genocide.
你杀掉了足够多的裂蹄牛以致于被宣判为种族灭绝者
... you completely forgot about Teleport: Moonglade.
你完全忘记了传送:月光林地
... you keep a calculator handy for determining if that rogue drop is better feral DPS.
你一直留着一个计算器来判断是不是一个盗贼装对野性dps来说更好
... your healing mana pool is comparable to an enhancement shaman‘s, but you‘re always the last healer to run out of mana.
你的治疗法力条跟增强萨满的一样长,但是治疗者里你总是最后一个oom
... you don‘t find it odd that you have two pairs of T4 gloves.
你不会因为自己有两双t4手套而感到奇怪
... you can tank 3 mobs with one button.
你可以用1个按键坦克3个怪
... you secretly consider that 5% of all the DPS crits are really yours.
你私下里认为所有dps爆击的5%其实是属于你的
... you consider 5-minute duels "short."
你认为5分钟的决斗"短"
... you cast hibernate on hunter pets just because you can. Same with ghost wolf shamans.
你对猎人的宠物放催眠仅仅是因为你会催眠,对幽灵狼萨满也这样
... you want to add more to this list.
你想给这个列表里加多点东西
来源：ngacn 作者：诺格拉德
